Poor Girl.

"Zach Campbell" (zach-campbell) 08/21/2014 at 16:33 • Filed to: Lessons

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Something obviously went terribly terribly wrong in this poor woman's life to go from a FRS to a Outback.

My guess: Children.

Always use protection, kids! Use this as standing driving proof!

Words coming from an 18 year old...

Brian Silvestro > Zach Campbell 08/21/2014 at 16:34

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Yep, definitely kids. That sucks. An FRS bro is probably the father too.

Sn210 > Zach Campbell 08/21/2014 at 16:36

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sassafras!

Phederico > Zach Campbell 08/21/2014 at 16:44

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So perhaps I'm reading WAYYYY to much into this one, but I wish to apply my deductive reasoning to the mix. I see the plate and I think Sassafrass.... some inside kinda joke maybe, but if they had to upgrade to a subie...wouldn't it stand to reason it would have read SASY-BRZ? Cause they didn't quite go from a FRS to a RAV-4...soooo maybe they just drive this car daily..? Besides, I don't see the DADDY/MOMMY/DAUGHTER/DOG sticker anywhere...just sayin'

FKA-RacecaR > Phederico 08/21/2014 at 16:45

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Yup, that's how I read it. Sassy-Fras (sassafras)!

Dusty Ventures > Zach Campbell 08/21/2014 at 16:52

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But Subaru Outbacks are awesome!

/has Outback

//is biased

jariten1781 > Zach Campbell 08/21/2014 at 16:55

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All I see is the pink sticker being off center to the left...WHY???

E92M3 > Phederico 08/21/2014 at 17:09

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Or this one either. Judging by the pink initials, and everything else that's missing have to assume shes still a teen.

Phederico > jariten1781 08/21/2014 at 17:20

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LOL..>I was already way out in left field...so I thought I wouldn't mention the I'm drunk A.F. and think I'll put on my new sticker thing going on.... Fahhhk I think I'm becoming or have been ocd. :: snapping fingers ::

Zach Campbell > Phederico 08/21/2014 at 17:32

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Honestly, sassafras never crossed my mind. I saw FRS. While FRS on a Subie did seem a little weird, her initials on the back of the car aren't centered so it doesn't seem like she's a perfectionist. Plus, brand loyalty isn't as strong as it used to be so she may have gone from the FRS to the best deal she could find on a crossover I.e. this outback.

But, I may be all wrong. Who knows. I just got a laugh out of it & decided to post it.

Zach Campbell > jariten1781 08/21/2014 at 17:34

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That bugged me too!! I'm so OCD about symmetry. Lol

Zach Campbell > Brian Silvestro 08/21/2014 at 17:35

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Lol! That'd be hilarious!

Phederico > Zach Campbell 08/21/2014 at 17:35

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Hehe...I LOL'ed myself...so much going on in a simple photo. :-)

Zach Campbell > Phederico 08/21/2014 at 17:38

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It really is! I feel like I'm back in Composition class trying to figure out what the author meant by the word "the." Lol!!

Curiousplay > Zach Campbell 08/21/2014 at 17:46

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Always use protection, kids - to prevent kids.